Sunday, September 13, 2015

Cody’s Exfoliator




When Commander Cody wants to decommission rogue robots he climbs into his fearsome exfoliator tank, pulls the trigger and then it’s all pew-pew-pew.   The EPD (exfoliator projection device, also known as “zero-chance-EPD”, or “then-that’s-it-pew-pew-pew) emits magneto-electric rays that cause the droids’ CPUs to turn into a sweet, clear, semisolid, somewhat elastic spread. Each time Cody does this to a droid he yells “and then that’s it!”
      The exfoliator vehicle has a specialized, state of the art shop in the back where Cody will have the robots fitted with a new user-friendly CPU.