Sunday, February 14, 2016

Ventress' Shuttle

When the Outer Rim police pulls up to Ventress’ shuttle (“Cut your engines, drop the coffin and exit the vehicle on the starboard side”) she’s not impressed: “Two milkshakes, one strawberry, the other chocolate, three flapjacks and a Sports Illustrated!”
The police officer is taken aback. ”Excuse me?!”
But Ventress is determined: “You heard me the first time bro!”
The cop has never heard of the dark side. “You don’t know who you’re dealing with!”
Ventress is hungry. “You don’t know who you’re dealing with!!”

By the time this encounter is ended Ventress sadly still hasn't had breakfast.
“I want my flappies!” She has to stop at Urban Fare’s to finally eat.

- to be continued -